My new schedule has me up before the sun. It also has me wearing my “office sweater” and drinking coffee…DAILY. On the reg. Like there’s no tomorrow. Like I might LITERALLY (read in the voice of Chris Traeger) die without it.
It’s like, all of the sudden, within two days, I am instantly one of THOSE people now. You know, like that co-worker of yours that has to make their daily trip to the local name-brand coffee shop. Maybe its so they can exist or maybe it’s just to kill twenty minutes of their work day but you can’t be sure so you just go with it.
In my defense, I cut out most of my soda intake a couple months ago – a large part of that is caffeine. So basically, with this new “daily coffee”, I bounce off the walls of my office while also trying to sleep under my desk. It’s fantastic.
Is this what the beginning of my quarter century life crisis looks like?!
I guess it could be worse – I could be snorting cocaine off the back of a hooker’s ass.
Until next time, stay awesome!